I’d just like to let everyone, mainly Pepper, know…
Really!
Did you know you can get a sponge, squeeze some liquid soap on it, and scrub the plate? And the sponge’s got two sides—some inane yellow one and some gross green one—and the green one scrapes away the oily bits. It’s amazing. It’s ridiculously amazing and I don’t know why I didn’t try it sooner.
No, Tony. I meant other than by hand.
I’d just like to let everyone, mainly Pepper, know…
…There are other ways to do dishes?
Shockingly, yes.
Really?
I’d just like to let everyone, mainly Pepper, know…
… that I did the dishes by hand.
I expect declarations of pride and congratulations over this interesting character development.
…There are other ways to do dishes?
So, one of your fathers looks like Banner on a bad day, and the other looks like Loki. Got it. I’m pretty sure you didn’t understand a bit of what I just referenced, though.
The way you talk about them makes you sound a little—dare I say it—wistful, though.
No! I understood the Loki one! I met him the other day! It was very exciting, they tell stories of him and other Asgardians back in my village.
Though…I think Dad looks nicer than Loki though—At least by troll standards…Human standards of beauty seem a little funny to me. Everyone is just so tiny.
Oh well…I guess it’s just because I haven’t seen them in a while….and last time I did Dad was hurt…
I don’t really understand the human veiw of beauty
A beautiful troll woman is strong and powerful and could crush a rock with her bare hands.
A ‘beautiful’ human woman looks like a twig and can get knocked over by a gust of wind.
I don’t really understand that.
I did it!!! I picked the lock!!
Time to run before the guard wakes up.
Thank you, human-who-sleeps-on-the-job!
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I’m the Lady! It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Hello, Lady.
I’m Veslemøy Vinter, it’s nice to meet you, too.
